People intrigue me. By using statcounter to view how people find my site, I am able to glimpse into their strange psyches and be more intrigued, I guess. It's not like I will ever be able to figure one of these human-things out or anything like that. With that said, here is a compilation of some of the weirdest search strings I have ever seen used to lead a surfer to my website. If you got to this page looking for one of these strings, you are a really weird one.
Chicago, Illinois - "chia pug"
London, England - "hippo singing the thong song"
New York, New York - "pugs not drugs"
Willimantic, Connecticut - "PANTY PUNISHMENT"
Tempe, Arizona - "butt pictures"
Manassas, Virginia - "midgets butt"
Storm Lake, Iowa - "achondroplasia in dogs"
Storm Lake, Iowa - "achondroplasia AND dogs"
Baltimore, Maryland - "tammy smyrna pet groomer"
Atlanta, Georgia - "WOMAN POOPING"
Mexico - "estupid.com"
Reston, Virginia - "dog wart anal gland"
Manassas, Virginia - "eyeball licking"
Phoenix, Arizona - "eyeball lick"
Singapore - "blog jon peter lewis"
Lincoln, Nebraska - "if two midgets have a baby will they baby be a midget too"
United Kingdom - "that's an interesting outfit"
Charlotte, NC - "weirdest website ever"
Saint Cloud, MN - "getting spankings on the butt pictures"
Washington DC - "Pug pee pot"
Brooklyn, New York - "Dingle Berries on Butt"
Ottawa, Kansas - "butt muncher"
Kahuku, Hawaii - "butt muncher"
Aplaus, New York - "stupid puggle dog"
Vanceburg, Kentucky - "frankendog picture"
Naples, Florida - "Top 10 Most Evil People"
USA - "bellingrath pugs"
Visalia, California - "peeing midgets"
Auckland, New Zealand - "peeing midgets"
Norway - "want to lick your eyeball" and "licking your eyeball"
Tucson, Arizona - "dog anti-depressants"
Alberta, Canada - "spaghetti eating Pug"
Plano, Texas - "Why did my cousin lick me on my face?"
Brussels, Belgium - "LOVE LOOSER melana"
France - "Love looser Melana"
Switzerland - "darkroom gay har"
Philippines - "steps in doing lay up"
Chesapeake, Virginia - "I love the ladies The l"